She MUST have been a blonde

Phone rings at the front desk, I answer:

"It's a great day at Crestwood Suites, this is Tara. How may I assist you?"

Umm, we are trying to find your hotel, and we can't find it.

Okay, well we are on the corner of South Las Vegas Blvd, and Warm Spring Rd. Where are you at currently?

Umm, we are going to turn onto Las Vegas Blvd. I think we are by Mandalay Bay.

(you think? Mandalay is kind of hard to miss) Okay, well you are going to turn south (not knowing which direction they were facing, could have been right or left), and when you get to Warm Springs Rd, we will be on the Left hand side.

Umm, it doesn't go south, it goes left or right.

. . . . . . . . . . . (long pause) Okay then you are going to turn away from Mandalay Bay, and just go straight until you see Warm Springs Rd.

Okay, thanks.

Absolutely! We will see you shortly. Good bye



Umm, when did north and south, east and west become obsolete? When did everything become left and right, up and down? Did I miss the memo?

I downloaded my blog onto my phone so that I can blog on the spot and show you the things I see everyday at work. Lets hope this picture posts okay.

Now I know this is Vegas and all, but really, you've been drinking all night, and all day at least since 9am when I first saw you in my lobby, I think its time to give it a reast for a bit and sober up. Yes folks you see that right. Thats a paper bag with an alcoholic beverage in it, and its 11:36am.